Willibest the Mr funny
1. When I am Bored πi always call the police just to tell them that "I know who killed Jesus ππ
2. I swear money can change your height, even if you're short and you make money, they will invite you to the high table, my wisdom will take me to China one day π·ππ
3. Dress Well and look good so that when you fartπ¨in public no one will suspects you
4. Good night is enough, never tell me to sleep like a baby again, I nearly urinate on my bed while sleepingπππ
5. I remember in January last year one Enugu boy selling a calendar saying “it has more holidays “ and I didn’t believe him ππ
6. Egg is now N100 in Nigeria, please did the fowl lay the egg through operation or in labour roomππ
7. Somewhere right now, a boy is busy smelling his boxer to know if he should wash it or continue wearing itπ I don't want to mention names before this boys reading this post will start shouting at me ππ
8. Relationship stress can make you so confused!!! Do you know I enter a taxi today and I forget to sit down ππ
9. I am selling liquid rat poison, if you catch the rat give it three teaspoon daily till it diesππ
10. I smoked weed today and nothing happened, I just wasted my moneyπ anyway I just want to tell you guys that Corona Virus is more dangerous than COVID-19 ππ
11. But Is it wrong to sanitize my neighbors chicken π with hot water and quarantine it in my fridge..?π
12. Meanwhile It is only in Nigeria someone will be mixing two different trades together. Imagine someone selling food and eyeglass togetherπππ
13. Hmm I'll Never forget the Day I was Dancing MaKosa in a Wedding and everyone was busy looking at me and smiling and my mom burst in there and gave me a heavy Knock and said..."I Asked you to Bring Nylon to pack our Night food nd u are here Dancingππ ♀️ππ€£π€£
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14. I stopped in front of a hotel and shouted “OGA YOUR WIFE IS COMING” Come and see men running out of hotel..
I will do that again tomorrow. ππ
15. I was watching Nollywood movie and saw two angels visiting a poor woman then immediately I switched off my TV. Why must it be Tonto Dike and Oge Okoye used as angels?? πππ
16. Lack of home training will make some people to scroll down without even liking this jokes πππ
Goodnight!!!
#Flovictor πΆπ½
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